lyansart:

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby


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"Andare in Chiesa non ti rende un cristiano, così come stare in un garage non ti rende una macchina."Laurence Johnston Peter (via genesisofsupernova)
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ima1ing:

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malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her
needforcolor:

[Lo zio di Brooklyn, reg. Ciprì e Maresco, 1995]
"La frase d’amore più vera, l’unica, è: “hai mangiato?”"

Elsa Morante

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